So, I posted the following:

I lost a post the highlights of which were:

• I racked the Heffe and the uncarbonated product tastes and smells right.
• I tasted some of the half-carbonated IPA. It is weak in body and hop flavor and aroma.
• Browncoat is ready to bottle.

And the post below--the one I thought didn't make it up--was in fact real. What the hell?